You won’t find any Black Friday sales here.
Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear!

It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day of pooping wonders!
Cos all-day shopping leads to butt-blunders!

While trying to snap up a bargain sale…
You ignored the warnings of a fecal fail!

Greedily you thought you’d shop and drop.
But the only drop is your rectal slop.

The urge to dump, you brushed off.
But alas your ass did harshly cough!

So this year, please stay home and play it safe.
And avoid your butt cheeks getting chafed.