That seriously did not just happen…
An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’.
Something monstrous was making its way…
Through my bowels and it wouldn’t stay.
I felt a rumble like an earthquake.
In my bowels, everything did shake.
Toilet paper tumbled off the shelf…
And an odor that made me ralph.
The toilets pipes began to burst.
A state of emergency at its worst.
Then the power failed and the lights went out.
Could I survive this mudslide? I had my doubts.
With a crack of thunder spewed a mighty deluge.
It was gaining speed…and it was huge.
Mammoth boulders of corn tumbled far below.
Destroying everything as I prepared for overflow.
I had to think quick so I pressed the flusher.
To banish some of the porcelain-crusher.
The bowl was empty but turd kept flowing.
It wouldn’t end it just kept going.
For the second time, the bowl had filled.
And again on the verge of a muddy spill.
So I held down the flusher for a continuous drain.
Success! It worked and left only a stain.
Then everything stopped shaking and the power returned.
The disaster was over and not a lesson was learned.