Do you press the half flush or full?
It depends if the stink is nasty and cruel.
Cos if that dump was particularly rank…
And leaves a stain in the septic tank…
Flush several times to erase that gruel!
But alas the mass was hefty, thick and meaty!
And the bowl is painted with fecal graffiti!
You may wish to turn back time.
To before you painted that slime.
Only the plunger brings the turd treaty.