Dingleberried Treasure
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
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From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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Houston, We Have a Pooblem!
Friday work lunch, a burger from heaven. But the aftereffects, got my bowels a revvin’. I got back to the …
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Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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Paid in Full
My cheeks were planted and my turd exploded. I have no doubt the porcelain will be eroded. It was a …
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Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
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Conceded Defeat
There was a thunderous explosion from my rear. Indicating to me that a deuce was near. So I made my …
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Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
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The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
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Brown Crown
Here I sit awaiting the drop, Praying to the almighty god of plop. I utter the sacred words of disgust, “Please …
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