The other day I started a brand new job, it wasn’t long before I christened it by taking a tremendous bog.

I met all the workers they were all really nice, but while I was shaking their hands I could feel a brewing shite.

I began to worry if I would make a mess, it was my first day… boy what a stress.

Casually I glanced and looked around, searching until the toilet sign could be found.

Success! I found it! So I marched on in, then dropped my dacks and declared it Papa Poosepi’s porcelain.