Virtual Book Launch!
When we write pooetry, we remain steadfast and staunch. So we want you to know we’re having a virtual book launch! …
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Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
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The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
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The Monster
There’s a monster brewing in my bowel. Its haunting shrieks begin to growl. A sudden stab and the movements start. …
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William Taintsmear
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
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Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 2
Continpooed from Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 1. It’s been days since I barricaded myself in the research lab. I’m pooping …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Abominable Pooman
On a recent trip to Nepal. I had an extra weight to haul. Because I had to poop in a …
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Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels
Coming soon! Shart the new year right! Our first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels is dropping and plopping soon! …
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Doodoo Desecration
Desecration of the mind, desecration of the soul. Someone has done something ungodly to this bowl. It’s left in such …
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Sticky Bomb
I plant this sticky bomb, sneakily and stealthily. I know I’m guilty, I’ve been eating very unhealthily. The bomb goes …
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Rectal To The Rescue: Part 1
My fellow poopers, I have a story to tell. It’s about poop, and also a magic spell. I was at …
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Sniff Pootron
Like Frankenstein’s Monster, this creation was a mistake. A robotic dictator assassin programmed to poo cakes. Born from good intentions, …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 1
In the wee hours the clock strikes number two. And my bowels rumble telling me to conjure a poo. So …
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Stubborn Saturday Glue
Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …
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