Check out all of my crazy moves…
For taking a dump, that’s numbers twos.

The Cheekless Drop and The Butter Bean Pile.
Both require you to stand to give your projectile.

The Half-Court Turd and The Sideline Bomber.
Work considerably well to send feces down yonder.

But it’s all about The Handless Wipe.
Not using your hands to clean your tailpipe.

Drop your logs any way you choose.
Then sit on the TP and begin to move.

Aim and shake that ass quickly up and down.
What was once bright white has now turned brown.

So there we have it, my world famous moves.
Now study them well and your bogging shall improve.