Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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Xmas Mess 2016
This Christmas ham has long since expired. Where on Earth was this foul meat acquired? It leaves a stain on …
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Waiting For The Coconut To Drop
It’s been a long trip, I drank many a beer. But now the time for pooping is here. But alas …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
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Lunch Break
The daily grind can put everyone under stress. Imagine being a rectum, life would be tough at best. Thankfully lunch …
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Brown Crown
Here I sit awaiting the drop, Praying to the almighty god of plop. I utter the sacred words of disgust, “Please …
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