I currently sit to take a deuce…
But I’m having trouble making it sleuce.
My cheeks are planted but there’s just no motion.
Maybe I’ll meditate to start the commotion.
“Fecal dee, fecal dum…”
“Make this turd leave my bum.”
Hooray! Success! The turds are blasting!
Fecal meditation for stubborn turds passing.