Here’s a tale about some chocolate slurry, which left my ass in quite the hurry.
Caffeine was loaded to work it’s magic, but I didn’t know things would end so tragic.
My stomach churned and began to rumble, which of course upset my stinky grundle.
Before I knew what had happened, I raced to the throne to begin my shattin’.
Explosive muck fired out at a high PSI, and wouldn’t stop til my bunghole cried.
Next time I might opt for a fecal cremation, this Apoocalypse has ended in total decimation.