Bye-Bye Turdy

You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass.
Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class.

A single log with impressive sheen.
Unlike the many a turd I have seen.

And with that sheen was the colour of gold.
Twenty-four carat is what I am told.

Such a thing of beauty this gleaming bog.
It really is the perfect brown log.

There is no damage, it’s solid and sturdy.
But sadly it’s time to go, so bye-bye turdy.

Pure Pooetry

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