Pooetry Fuel
I’m running dangerously low on pooetry fuel. Without it I cannot produce rhymes about stool. The lack of poopy rhymes …
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The Stinky-Wink
This morning’s dump is unlike any other. A foul stench warns me to run for cover. You see, as my …
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Boredom Bog
I’m unwell and stuck at home with nothing to do. Mounting the throne, I’ll compose a pooem or two. Quite …
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Harlem Globe Bogger
Check out all of my crazy moves… For taking a dump, that’s numbers twos. The Cheekless Drop and The Butter Bean …
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Does The Pope Poop in The Woods?
Does the pope be a paedophile to a bear cub shitting in the woods? By Guest Pooet, The People’s …
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Special Delivery
I just dropped off a husky delivery. The package oozed out so slippery. I had to use a wee bit …
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Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
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Survival Futile
I can feel the pain all the way to my teste. Something is brewing, something hefty. A ping of pain …
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Bye-Bye Turdy
You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass. Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class. A single log with impressive …
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Obey The Rules
Some asshole has broken the pooing rules. They’ve left behind something brown and cruel. Their unflushed remains are more than …
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Bogus Burger Bog Blowout
My diet lately has been outta whack. This hefty culprit needs to be cut back. I have the epic bacon …
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360° Brown
Like a scene in a movie stuck on repeat… Someone had trouble, there’s sweat on the seat. But the urge …
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Virtual Book Launch!
When we write pooetry, we remain steadfast and staunch. So we want you to know we’re having a virtual book launch! …
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Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
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Sudden Public Attack
I was in a crowded shop when I felt the pooey pangs. It was as if Count Dumpula had bitten …
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BOK BOK BOG!
I’ve had chicken dinner three nights in a row. From the rear I’ve had quite the southern flow. And that …
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The Book Has Dropped!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. The books have arrived, we are gonna hurl… From our rear that is, here …
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