Manly Shit
I don’t know why and I don’t know how. But a sloppy wet fart I did just now… It came …
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SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
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Spreading The Caca Condiments
In the past I’ve mentioned chocolatey Buttella. It’s a thick sickly treat, I’ll tell ya what fella. But may I …
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Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
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Considering Quitting
Here I sit on the employee’s loo. Dropping clumps of my brown goo. I just released a monstrous handful. The …
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William Taintsmear
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
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My Poor Behind
Today it’s back to work, back to the grind. Honestly it’s welcomed for my poor behind. While this holiday period …
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Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 2
Continpooed from Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 1. It’s been days since I barricaded myself in the research lab. I’m pooping …
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Coffee Goes in…
The coffee goes in, toffee comes out. Time to create brown sauerkraut. The stink is rich, the stink is rank. …
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Tried So Hard
Ever tried so hard but to no avail? Releasing your brown at the pace of a snail? Well, fear not …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Slop and Drop
I was on my way to the local shop. When suddenly I had to stop. A voice from within that …
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To Doo List
Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …
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Abominable Pooman
On a recent trip to Nepal. I had an extra weight to haul. Because I had to poop in a …
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Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels
Coming soon! Shart the new year right! Our first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels is dropping and plopping soon! …
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Doodoo Desecration
Desecration of the mind, desecration of the soul. Someone has done something ungodly to this bowl. It’s left in such …
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Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
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