Bogus Burger Bog Blowout

My diet lately has been outta whack.
This hefty culprit needs to be cut back.

I have the epic bacon burgers to thank.
For making my shizzle stink so rank.

The taste going in is nothing short of amazing.
But the shit coming out needs a doctor’s appraising.

The texture of these deposits are lumpy.
It’s made me feel crumpety-crumpy.

And the gas plumes out like a chemical weapon.
Much more of this will trigger a farty armageddon.

So I’ll need to go on a cleanse or a health detox.
Cos I can’t keep dropping such heinous rocks.

Pure Pooetry

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