Pure Pooetry
Danger Spill Plopinson!
I need somewhere to drop this load. Somewhere like my own abode. But I’m miles away in a foreign land. …
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Hot n Shitey
Here’s a pooem because it’s been a while. So enjoy this tale of my steaming pile. Deathly black and rotten …
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Short Sunday Rhyme
Here’s a short, shitty Sunday rhyme. And of course it’s about the brown slime. Foolishly I had too much dairy. …
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We Ain’t Stoppin’
Just cos the book is out, we ain’t stoppin’. Check it now, our fecal is still a-ploppin’. CANNOT STOP. WILL …
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Constipation of The Nation
I’m suffering from some constipation. My face is redder than a fire station. I’ve been here far too long… And …
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Trent The Crazy Fisherman
I know a weird guy named Trent. His shit comes out all bent. Although he tries to straighten it out. …
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Rough Times
The toilet paper at work is terribly course. After using it my anus feels pooper’s remorse. There was a time …
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Red Rawness
Ouch! My rectum is very sore. He’s been wiped til red and raw. This diet has changed the consistency. Now …
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Spikey Little Nugget
This spikey little nugget, on the cusp of it’s debut… Instead of an outing, it’s a stubborn steadfast poo! I’ll …
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Paid To Poop
It’s so amazing being paid to poop. Clocking up hours of making brown soup. Statics say we poop on average …
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The Circle of Life
My undies feel a bit wet. So naturally I start to fret. I decide to take a quick dump. And …
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To The Moon!
The engines are primed, my bowels are full. To kick off this launch I’ll give my finger a pull. A …
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My Fat Ass
My ass is too big for the seat in this stall. Both my flabby cheeks spill over it all. Precariously …
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Innocent Until Poopin’ Guilty
In a dystopian future, farts have been outlawed. But I’m a wind and law breaker and I get a bit …
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Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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