Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
The books have arrived, we are gonna hurl…
From our rear that is, here it comes!
A lumpy brown flow right from our bums!
The book is finally here, I kid you not.
I’m so excited, I’m gonna blast brown snot.
I’m actually holding my copy in my hands right now.
And reading it while I run my brown plough.
It’s called Voiding The Vowels, whatcha think of the name?
It’s fairly apt when you’re in the pooetry game.
So head to our shop and pick up a copy.
I promise it won’t stink of sickly brown sloppy.