Something sinister was in my bowels.
I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls.
The scream was awful and quite absurd.
It was the calling card of the infamous Wereturd.
It’s a perfect deuce but something goes horribly wrong.
There’s an evil transformation with size and with pong.
A fiendish beast that brings terror to your soul.
Leaving doodoo-destruction and blood in the bowl.
So if you need to poop while there’s a full moon, beware!
The Wereturd exists and he’ll give you a scare!