Rancid Salami

I grunt out this huge boulder.
Such force my cheeks smoulder.
Into the bowl the brown rock dives.
No water creatures will survive.
Bowel Jones plummets, shareholder.

Within the porcelain an epic tsunami.
Now I have the sweats, totally balmy.
Waves of destruction smash.
Against the bowl they do crash.
Caused by my enormous rancid salami.

Pure Pooetry

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