White undies, what on Earth was I thinking?
Now my browns are clearly streaking.
The marks left here are a total disgrace.
These brown skids are not from a race!
I need a miracle erasing this heinous mistake.
Poohaps bleach will clear this chocolate cake.
I scrub and I grind, and I apply elbow grease.
But I’m forever cursed by my cheek’s crease.