Dump Truck
BEEP BEEP BEEP! The dump truck backs up to the potty. SLOP SLOP SLOP! Its fetid fecal goods are so …
Pure Pooetry
Jungle Beast
You hear that? It’s the sound of a pained moan. It’s the mating call of the rear southern zone. Here …
Pure Pooetry
Gurk at Sea
I just released a batch of soggy vile lumps. Enriched with a stink of heinous meaty clumps. The stench is …
Pure Pooetry
The Monster
There’s a monster brewing in my bowel. Its haunting shrieks begin to growl. A sudden stab and the movements start. …
Pure Pooetry
Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
Pure Pooetry
Happy Gurthday: A Collapooration by Papa and The Count
Today marks a special day, regardless of a solid or spray. It’s the day we celebrate The Shizhard Wizard’s birth, …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Batter
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Doodoo Damage
I received a sudden tingle in my nose. Then a little rumble in my down belows. No time to hold my …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Who Done it?
Attention ladies and gentlemen, there’s something I must address. I’d like to draw your attention to this terrible brown mess. …
Pure Pooetry
Call The Poolice
Someone has done it yet again. Stained, this porcelain has no friend. It’s criminal to treat a toilet this way. …
Pure Pooetry
Manly Shit
I don’t know why and I don’t know how. But a sloppy wet fart I did just now… It came …
Pure Pooetry
SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
Pure Pooetry
Spreading The Caca Condiments
In the past I’ve mentioned chocolatey Buttella. It’s a thick sickly treat, I’ll tell ya what fella. But may I …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
Pure Pooetry
Considering Quitting
Here I sit on the employee’s loo. Dropping clumps of my brown goo. I just released a monstrous handful. The …
Pure Pooetry
William Taintsmear
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
Pure Pooetry
