Today marks a special day, regardless of a solid or spray.

It’s the day we celebrate The Shizhard Wizard’s birth, with thunderous drops of considerable girth.

In the world of feces there is none finer, he’s always prepared to stain the porcelain China.

He’s been cracking bowls since he was able to wipe, and penning pooetry since he was able to write.

So take a poo on this special day, and let’s all celebrate with a hip hip pooray!