Doodoo Damage

I receivedĀ a sudden tingle in my nose.
Then a little rumble in my down belows.
No time to hold my guts.
Or clench my butt shut.
Sneezing, my ass simultaneously blows.

Now I sit here wondering the damage.
Of my underpants in my undercarriage.
I really hope I haven’t laid waste.
Please be clean below my waist.
This could be the deed that destroys my marriage.

Pure Pooetry

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