Two days in and I’m right on queue. Out from my anus brown colour did spew. Five weeks away was …

The paint began to peel and the bowl grew stained… The tell-tale signs of a turd going against the grain. …

Breakfast was delicious but I might be in trouble. Something deep down has started to bubble. I let out a …

I sit here in the cubicle all warm and sweaty. Out from my anus sleuths some greasy spaghetti. It leaves …

To all the evil doers, beware. Doodieman will shit in your hair. He has an endless supply of poop. It’s …

I unload a monstrous shit each day. It keeps the nasty proctologist away. A sprinkling of stinky butt-crumbs. Brown flakes …

I went to lay my head down to start to sleep. When suddenly a torrential poo began to seep. I …

Decrepit dumps make the anus sore. Eventually the bogging becomes a chore. A behemoth browning, a shitful spawning. Sadly, this …

Packed and loaded, ready to go. This shit is full and about to blow. A stealthy fart heralds the incoming …

This Sunday evening dump. Makes a hefty watery lump. It’s a disgusting fecal spray. My porcelain left in dismay. Because …

No sooner had I touched down cheek to rim. Had my butthole yakked out the fecal swim. Such a vile …

Well I’m back on track to deliver this pooem. Straight from my anus, an offensive ruin. Too much food and …

As a new year comes and another year goes. Pure Pooetry continues with the fecal flows. Let us all welcome this …

Well it’s Christmas time and I should spread some joy. But instead, I spread the colour of soy. Three days …