Crappy Nappy

I went to lay my head down to start to sleep. When suddenly a torrential poo began to seep.

I placed a towel, a washer, a shirt. Nothing could stop this horrible brown squirt.

I even wiped with a moist towelette, but nothing helped and I started to fret.

I resorted to the only thing left. I put on a nappy and hoped for the best.

But the nappy failed, and all that was left was shame. All that can clean this mess is to cleanse with flame.

Pure Pooetry

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