Merry Turdness

Well it’s Christmas time and I should spread some joy.
But instead, I spread the colour of soy.

Three days full of eating and drinking…
My bowels so heavy they feel like sinking.

But finally it happens and the sleigh left the stable.
Holding on for dear life I’m terribly unstable.

Presents rain down for one and all to see…
Unfortunately, just turds wrapped up all shiny!

Pure Pooetry

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