I unload a monstrous shit each day.
It keeps the nasty proctologist away.

A sprinkling of stinky butt-crumbs.
Brown flakes littered in the slums.

You should do your doodoos in the loos.
Fling the monkey’s poopoos in the zoos.

A drizzling of runny chocolate ice cream.
Watch it freshly oozing from the spleen.

The Satanic goat shits dark black dung.
Dingleberries on the fur are tightly clung.

This pooem is bizarre and makes no sense.
So I’ll blast diarrhea through a chain-link fence.