Doodoo Day Invasion
It’s Saturday morning and I’ve come to work. While unlocking the dealership my butthole twerked. Looking around I realised no …
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Tomb of The Pootilated
There’s something inside of me. Better guess again, it’s not pee. Here it is, it’s, it’s coming out. Let loose, …
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Scattle Muster
Upon the seat I did straddle, while rounding up the cattle. Not the type that goes moo, I’m talking stinky …
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A Violent Slew of Poo
Without warning came the fecal slew. The clean-up will require an entire crew. This hideous, sloppy, rancid slaw. Come out …
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A Shameful Shit
This wretched, stinking, shameful shit. Has got me down, feeling the pits. My bowels are void and utterly bleak. Loss, …
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St. Pootrick’s Day
Today my poop comes out green under the gills. You’d be forgiven for thinking I’m feeling ill. It’s nothing special, …
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Enormous Girth
A horrible funk came out from me, I realised I had to sit down this time to pee. A warning …
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Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
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A Man Named Fowler
There was a man named Fowler. He had a shitty super power. When going to the loo. Even for explosive …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Poo All Night
There’s a sinister voice in my head. It says “Stay up, don’t go to bed.” “Write some shitty pooems instead!” …
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The Homelife Bog
Bogging at home is something I’ve missed. I’m off work this week with an injured ankle, not wrist. Everyday I usually …
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Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
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A Frightening Charge
Work was slow and I was feeling bored, when suddenly my rectum gored. Off like a flash to the loo …
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Mighty Fine Splash
There I was, off in my own little world. When something abhorrent occurred and started to curl. Inside it twisted, …
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The Pooey Bank
An upset stomach let me know… To The Pooey Bank I had to go. My bung-hole opened and out it …
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Grizzle Drizzle
I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle. As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle. …
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No Poop For You!
Constipation is nothing but awful hard labour. Abhorrent to Newman, the evil, scheming neighbour. It’s infuriating like Kenny Roger’s Chicken, …
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