Dog shit is horrid and has a very distinct aroma. The kind of scent that could put you in a …

Hanging with friends when I felt a sudden urge. The kind of a fierce and furious fecal purge. Excusing myself, …

So there I was all comfy in bed… When nature called and wanted to be fed. Typical for when I …

Last night’s sleep was bad and filled with strife. And a stink so thick you could cut it with a …

I just birthed a thick meaty chud. It crashed into the bowl with a mighty thud. The funny thing is …

This regretful dump causes great pain. It’s a spicy one, this hot fecal rain. All that Indian food certainly did …

A liquid explosion down south has erupted. Leaving a stain in my pants, grossly corrupted. Clenching tightly I hold the …

I’m pleased to meet you, my name is John Hazel. I’m the detective with the sharp sniffing nasal. I solve …

A chocolate egg for you and me. It’s the finest chocolate you’ll agree. Freshly laid and wiped clean. My cheeks …

This soggy slather dropping from my crack. Inside the porcelain it leaves an oily track. To rinse it clean I’ll …

It’s round two of my fecal spew. Blasting nuggets is what I do. Supercharged and packed with force. Always showing …

Finally, I’m unloading after a dry spell for days. This one is a doodoo doozie that will surely amaze. It’s …

With only a couple hours left of Apool Fool’s Day. I’m unloading all my poo-pranks well before May. Don’t take …

You better believe me when I say I’ve got the rancid score. Cos this mound of monstrous mash left me …

At the same time every day. My chud spewing anus decides to play. I just get to work and go …

With a mighty grunt I let loose the golden caboose. And out it flows, a sickening chocolate mousse. This stream …