This Sunday evening dump.
Makes a hefty watery lump.

It’s a disgusting fecal spray.
My porcelain left in dismay.

Because this sloppy poo.
Came out a fecal spew.

It’s a dirty squirt from Hell.
With a thick saturated smell.

The walls will need new paint.
Stained by this brown taint.

Like a ghost of aeons past.
The stink is clinging fast.

So with a fistful of toilet paper.
I put an end to this shitty caper.

And as I dig out the brown fossil.
It’s final remains are colossal.