Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
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Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
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Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
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Planet Poop
Shizhard Wizard again, exploring the poopy cosmos! I’m searching for worlds to deposit my rear compost! With an “ABRA-CRAP-DABRA!” and …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
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Caca-Curse
It slips and it slops, it’s a tricky greasy plop. It squirts and hurts, this prickly brown dirt. Now I …
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Rectal To The Rescue: Part 2
I continue on my journey to find the damsel in distress. It’s not long until I feel my bowels are …
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Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
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Prayer to The God of Poo
Oh stinky brown god, hear my poo-prayer. Long into the toilet bowl do I stare. My doodoo-devotion is only for …
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An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
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The Stinky-Wink
This morning’s dump is unlike any other. A foul stench warns me to run for cover. You see, as my …
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The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
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The Monster
There’s a monster brewing in my bowel. Its haunting shrieks begin to growl. A sudden stab and the movements start. …
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Abominable Pooman
On a recent trip to Nepal. I had an extra weight to haul. Because I had to poop in a …
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