It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls…
Tricks and treats and scary stools.

It’s already Halloween can you imagine?
We need to make our crapolantines.

You must be warned on this shitely night.
When you knock you’ll hear screams of fright.

For once a year turds get revenge.
They climb back up through the s-bend.

These Satanic offspring come only to devour.
At twelve midnight, right on the hour.

So be sure to be wearing your running shoes.
When you go sit down for number twos.