It’s now the time when I say hooray, and plant my cheeks and begin to spray. But all of a …

Here I am thinkin’ my shit don’t stink. But I’m automatically wipin’ before I think. It’s been yonks since we’ve …

Steve French is a fucking big cat. A single shit would fill a hat. Bubbles tries to keep him stoned. …

Two coffees in and away we go… Sending turds to the depths below. Just like that fecal pressure was built… …

It was a cold, dark and dreary morning, I could feel deep down below something evil was spawning. Like the …

I don’t know what to do about this burning sensation. It feels like fire made of brown poo menstruation. I …

I sat down squarely, my weight distributed fairly. Dropped my pants and started the great poo dance. At first just …

My brown eye gives a weep. For the treasures it does keep. When they’re taken from their home. Like a …

A shit you need to slay. So you’ll need to pray. From a night of indulgence. You’ll need condolence. Inner …

I thought I’d go up for a routine poo. But I received so much more, a brown fecal stew. I …

Today I’ve hit a bit of a snag. There is no TP in this toilet, not even a rag. It …

It’s so cold today my poo sticks together like snot. I have doubts it will ever drop and slowly rot. …

Awakening on my tropical island I try to chillax… But I feel like I’ve drunk a litre of turbo lax. …

An unconventional time to plop, in the middle of work I had to stop. I ran with all might and …