I thought I’d go up for a routine poo. But I received so much more, a brown fecal stew.

I thought it’d be clean, break easy with little mess. But instead so much more, like a brown sausage compressed.

There was floaters, there was liquid, there was even a corn kernel. Such torrential power has ruined my anus’ epidermal.

The stew is steaming, ready to be devoured. I just hope this throne has the flushing power.