Speeding down the road in nothing but my jocks. While I build up my collection of little brown rocks. I …

I finally sorted out a pooem to write. A majestic tale, all covered in shite. It’s been a while between …

The constipation conspiracy was politically intense. A backlog of secrets, lies and poo so immense. I was deep in foreign …

Here’s a bag of lumpy brown taters. No need to wash em, that’s for haters. Fresh from the earth, these …

Laying in bed, I had a wonderful idea. A way to poo without creating a smear. Convenience is the issue, …

Too much hearty meat eaten the night before. Stockpiles in my bowels have grown much more. A nasty gas leak …

Ah, what a day. Never before have I had an early spray. Devious it was at this hour. Restricted it …

Suddenly the urge to vomit from my rear. Everything happens in a blink, uncontrollable diarrhea. Overly exhausted, there is nothing …

I find myself sitting at the daily grind. Squeezing one out from my stinky rind. It feels squishy, warm, nice …

Take deep breaths, in and out. Turtle head is brown like stout. Cautiously peering into the light. Relaxed, but ready …

This horrid stench I can no longer contain. Down south I’m feeling some serious pain. It’s like a never-ending torrent …

A gentle push for motivation, is helping sooth my constipation. The two large pizzas went down a treat, but I …

Droppin’ payloads, I’m creating a reek. This meaty session is far from weak. I regret not bringing in a gas …

It’s freezing cold tell me am I dreaming? I’ve just taken a deuce and it’s started steaming! What’s going on…I …