Today I’ve hit a bit of a snag. There is no TP in this toilet, not even a rag.
It wouldn’t be so bad if I had noticed before. But I didn’t, and my pants are already on the floor.
This is a real dilemma as I’ve already started. There’s no turning back now, it’s too late I sharted.
So in this predicament I decide what to do… I hope for a clean break away from my poo.
I flush away my concerning trouble. And pick my pants and hope there’s no rubble…