An unconventional time to plop, in the middle of work I had to stop.

I ran with all might and gathered my wits. Before it was too late and began the shits.

Late was the hour when I finally finished, my brown trout reserves quite diminished.

As much as it pained me, this long winded turd. I’ve reduced my body mass by nearly a third.

A simple way to lose weight on the fly, just drop your dacks and let the poo fly!