A Barrage of Brown
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
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Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
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Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
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Epic Long Dumping
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
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Bronze Finger
He’s the man with the mushy touch. His finger slipped just a bit too much. While wiping to escape the …
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Stinky Brownout
Have you ever taken a scary shite? The kind that makes you scream in fright? Nothing about the following is …
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Pooetry Tag: Part 1
Tag! You’re it. Tagged by a pooem written while I shit. Compose your own wit… And pass it to the …
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What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
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Clear The Air
I am the champion of a long fragrant ooze… How many layers of wipe must I choose? At first, I …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
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The Wind and Brass Section
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
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Smellentine’s Day
On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love. To show it, we give our bowels a little shove. But if …
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Doodoo-Depression
I’m so doodoo-depressed. Look at these pants I’ve messed. And I’m down in the brown dumps. Even my deuce sags and slumps. …
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A Day at The Orifice
Upon the glorious throne, I sit. To ponder life and take a shit. I hardly slept last night a wink. …
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Regrettable Stink
I peel the undies from my rump. It’s time to release an epic dump! It falls heavy to the water …
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Appoociation
This toilet paper is flimsy and weak. But without it, I’d be up shit’s creek. So I appoociate what I’ve …
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