I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels.
I wiped too hard and released a howl.
I’m furious at this coarse paper thread.
After I wiped harshly I was seeing red.
There was also a fair bit of brown.
But twas the pain that gave this frown.
Such fury I feel toward all of mankind.
We are the stain on the Earth’s behind.
Humanity is the doo laying in the gutter.
I won’t hesitate to press the flusher.