My knee gave out in the middle of a wipe.
Grasping to the side, the wall received a swipe.

A streak of brown now adorns the wall.
But lucky for me, I’m in a public stall!

Speedily my pants are back around my waist.
I must get outta here with all haste!

I zip through the door, now I’m free as a bird.
Didn’t finish wiping… pants stained with turd.