Currently, my anus is firmly seated.
I had to throne, so I quickly retreated.

Today for lunch was tasty Red Rooster.
Which gave my bowels quite the booster.

But unlike a vaccine this it won’t protect.
It will, however, leave your porcelain wrecked.

I decided to try the new chicken parma sub.
When you want a parma without the pub.

It went down well thanks to the tasty sauce.
But sent my bowels on a deadly course.

I wrapped things up finishing off the drink.
And let out a trumpet and boy did it stink.

In closing, the parma sub I highly recommend.
Its the perfect fuel to clog your s-bend!