The Secret of Clean

What’s the best way to get the bowl clean?
What’s the secret for a shiny gleam?
There’s a method known only by a few.
To rid the porcelain from specks and goo.
And leave it with a pure white sheen.

First, whisper a prayer to the Lord of The Loo.
Be thankful he accepts your disgusting poos.
Then with the brush, stab it hard in the water.
Stir it around creating a sick brown slaughter.
Now get outta there, leave it for the cleanup crew.

Pure Pooetry

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