Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed.
It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime!
It comes out thick, it comes out fast.
The porcelain receives a mammoth blast!
The stench is mean, the stench is cruel.
Flee at once, don’t inhale this gruel!
And warn your dog don’t drink the water.
The bowl contains a rectal aborter!
So beware the sludge in this s-bend.
This vile substance is not a friend!