Last night what I shat left me floored.
I think it was a brown alien horde.

Or maybe a comet, or a rocket of brown fire?
A space creature that was nothing to admire.

And what I laid was a cosmic encounter…
A UFO weighing a ten pounder.

This turdly terror began at two in the morning.
I’d no clue to the size that was spawning.

Staggering to the lav, pressure was immense.
Had to reverse a Snickers so dense.

Never before had I shat so hard.
And out of me came a rocky shard.

Resembling a girthy meteorite so beefy.
Soaking in it’s own filth, sitting gleefully.

Akin to Hematite, it left a rusty brown streak.
My porcelain now stained by nature’s freak.

Continued in Part 2!