Dirty Business

What happened to those things that make blue water?
My porcelain struggles with this brown slaughter.

I remember once things so fresh and clean.
Now I have mould… literally brown and green.

Maybe I’m lazy and don’t wanna shop…
I’d rather sit on the throne and plop!

Is there a place where this exists?
I found the tissue but all else I miss.

Or I could buy a brand new throne…
And enjoy the luxury I’ve never known.

Or maybe I just poop in a paper bag…
Set alight, make the homeowner mad!

There must be a way to have shiny clean porcelain.
Without breaking the bank with a small fortune.

If you have some advice please write in and tell!
Else I’ll send you a burning bag from hell!

Pure Pooetry

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