On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
I’m pooping in a far off distant land… Not the usual throne that I demand. A public pooper is where …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
It’s high time I let off some steam. Before my jeans burst at the seam. I’m filled with noxious, angry …
My dangler dropped, my dangler did fall. A splash was heard throughout the stall. Then came the sound of a …
Why are dunny rolls suddenly worth a bundle? I just need something soft against my grundle. On eBay I saw …
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
Wheres the joy in using public toilets? I find the whole experience to spoil it. You’re in a foreign world …
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …