In 2020 our lives are high-tech.
Yet we still leave our bowls in a wreck.
Recently I took a dump without my phone.
Cos the battery was dry as a bone.
The cubicle had no outlet to charge.
Resulted in a boring rectal discharge.
No games to play or people to prank.
And the aroma became far too rank.
Without the distraction of an electronic device.
This pooping became far from paradise.
But the next time I pooped with my phone…
I dropped the damn thing right in the throne!