Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet?
I ask because my pooping time is never quiet.

There’s guttural moans, groans and screams of pain.
It’s like some kind of animal that knows no shame.

I oftentimes receive angry complaints.
Demanding that I should use restraint.

But they don’t understand I DOO use restraint.
And if I didn’t no doubt I would surely faint.

Eruptions of violence where no one is safe.
The constant fear that the bowl will break.

And its sometimes like a tug of war.
I fight for an inch and lose about four.

Fibre is the enemy it is not your friend.
Waging war on bowels and your s-bend.