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Cheese and Dairy

What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy…
Is now something gross and scary.

I slurped the milkshake, but it was not chocolate flavour.
Yet it’s unloading took hours of hard labour.

Though the drizzling of doo finally ceased…
I was still without pooping peace.

Cos I’d also scoffed two dozen cheese and crackers.
Each one a blob of fecal splatters.

And the tub I’d guzzled of rich, creamy yoghurt…
Had given me a literal case of butt-hurt.

My tummy was gurgling and all aflutter.
All due to an extra slather of butter.

And lastly, that dollop of tangy sour cream…
When it came out my rear I had to scream!

Pure Pooetry

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