The Price of Pooping

Why are dunny rolls suddenly worth a bundle?
I just need something soft against my grundle.

On eBay I saw one going for 500 bucks.
Such a steep price for wiping away muck.

It costs an arm and a leg to drop a single nugget.
I wish for the cost of pooping to quickly plummet.

And I’m a poor man as you can plainly see.
All I can afford is just a square or three.

So I’ve had to make do in this time of grief.
I’m in my backyard using a soiled palm leaf.

Pure Pooetry

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