Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet?
Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it?

I go to the loo to escape the 9 to 5 reality.
Please vacate and leave me in solidarity.

And it’s not a case of mere stage fright.
Poop time needs everything to be alright.

Maybe it’s because its a brand new year.
2020 is over and soon the COVID fear.

If not silent and at least two metres apart…
You’ll be vulnerable to my poopoo cart.

Yes, that’s what I said, my poopoo cart!
Loaded with a deadly vengeance to impart.

Missiles of poop shall fly through the air!
Destroying one and all, no one shall be spared!